The joke thread!

Heard a good joke lately? Come post here if you have Be sure to put a in your post! Here is my joke.

A man needs to go up a hill. He rents a horse from a pastor and the pastor says it is reverent. To make it go say Praise the Lord. To make it stop say Amen. he says okay and goes away saying Praise the Lord. Two hours later he fell asleep. When he woke up the horse is running towards a cliff. The man says Praise the Lord!!! Praise the Lord!!! Praise the Lord!!!! The horse comes to a halt. The man lets out a sigh of relief and says Whew! Praise the Lord fo--AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your turn post a joke and don't forget the

Here is another good one! A man takes his date to a football game. When it is over he asks what did you think to his date. She says, I didn't get it. THe man said Why. THe date said why were they trying to kill each other for 25 cents. He said what do you mean? Everyone kept yelling, Get the quarter back!

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?





A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.